i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
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It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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