we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
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my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
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Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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