They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
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i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
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If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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