scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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