I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
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showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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