it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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