ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Randomize
