I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
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A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
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