small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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