Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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