Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Randomize
