I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
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I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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