i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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