drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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