I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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