dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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