You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
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you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
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I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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