Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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