i barfeds in our rink
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason