As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick