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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  the condom got lost in my hair

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord

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• (512): View more from Texas

  You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..

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  yeah thats usually a good indication.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening

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• (863): View more from Florida

  If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.

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• (760): View more from California

  I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic

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