the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I am never drinking with the goths again.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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