"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
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she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
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did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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