Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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