tell your sister to shave her snatch
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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