Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
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Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
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I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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