So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
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Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
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It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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