we have officially lost it.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
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according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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