Bisexual people are plain selfish.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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