Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
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He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
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I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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