Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
