Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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