I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
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He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
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All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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