I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
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Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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