I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
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theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
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WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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