She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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