You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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