In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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