You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
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I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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