I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
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Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
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just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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