i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
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she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
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I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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