How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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