you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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