Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I need moral support for this bender
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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