I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
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He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
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I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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