pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
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Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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