I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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