so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
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We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
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Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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