I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
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I cut my penus on the lid.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
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I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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