Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
well most of my day revolves around power hour
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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