Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
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Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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