i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
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Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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