hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize