I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
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What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
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I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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