I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
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That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
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He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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