She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
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3pm strippers are depressing
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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