Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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